I'm Not Mean, I'm Spicy Nice | The "Don't Test Me" Crewneck
CA$45.00
In Black with Pressed transfer
Let’s be real: "Nice" is a bit… basic. You’ve got layers. You’ve got flavor. You’ve got a personality that’s sweet at first, but packs a punch if someone forgets their manners.
Consider this your official warning label. It’s cozy enough for a nap, but the message is sharp enough to keep the peace without you saying a word.
The Energy
The Vibe: High-functioning attitude with a side of comfort.
The Message: "I’m a delight, but I have boundaries. And maybe a little bite."
The Style: Minimalist white typewriter font on a deep black canvas. It’s clean, it’s classic, and it’s a total mood.
Why This belongs in your closet:
Perfectly Blunt: Saves you the breath of explaining your personality to strangers.
Soft but Savagely Witty: Made with a premium cotton blend that’s softer than your best behavior.
The Ultimate Gift: For the friend who is a total sweetheart until someone cuts in line or forgets the coffee order.
Care Instructions (Keep the Spice Alive)
Wash inside out (because the sass is on the inside, too).
Cold water only (keep it chill, even if you aren’t).
Low heat or air dry (don't shrink the attitude).
Never iron the print (it doesn’t need to be flattened).
Sizing Guide
These are Unisex. Cotton-Poly Blend
True to size for a classic "I’m just here for the snacks" look.
Size up for an oversized "I’m hiding from my responsibilities" fit.

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