The "Keep Your Kid's Crap Organized" School Years Frame

CA$75.00

Look, we know you’re going to lose those school portraits in a junk drawer somewhere. Save your future self the panic and actually display them with this custom-made keepsake.

Product Description

You spent all that money on school photos, so why are they rotting in an envelope? Preserve the evidence of your child aging from a sticky-fingered kindergartner to a terrifyingly tall graduate with our custom "School Years" photo board.

Crafted with premium Baltic birch and crisp acrylic, this piece isn't just another dusty wall decoration—it’s a sophisticated, durable way to track the transformation. The center is personalized with your child’s first name in a 3D script that’s actually readable, making it the perfect gift for yourself (or a fellow stressed-out parent) to commemorate those "Back to School" milestones.

Why You Need This

  • Fully Personalized: We’ll laser-cut your kid's first and middle name, so you don't forget who it belongs to.

  • The Full Timeline: Slots for Kindergarten, 1st through 12th grade, and the final "they're finally out of the house" Graduation spot.

  • Actually Durable: Meticulously handcrafted from high-quality acrylic and Baltic birch - adorned with Chicago screws to keep it all together. It’s built to survive your kids, which is really the highest praise.

  • Fits Your Vibe: Minimalist and clean, so it doesn't clash with the rest of your home decor.

  • Ready for Action: Lightweight and ready to hang or lean on a shelf—no engineering degree required to display.

The Specs

  • Materials: Two Layers of Baltic Birch (back and front) and Clear Acrylic (because we don't mess around with cheap stuff). 3D name in acrylic. Choice of black, smokey grey (semi-transparent) or white

  • Dimensions: 19.75' x 9.75'

  • Photo Sizes: Holds standard 5"x 7" and 2" x 3" wallet sized school photos.

How to Get Yours

  1. Type the kid's name(s) in the personalization box(s). Triple-check the spelling; we aren't mind readers.

  2. Click "Add to Cart" before you get distracted.

  3. We’ll handcraft your frame and ship it your way or have it ready for pick-up so you can finally get those photos off your desk.

Note: Since this is custom-made just for you, please allow a week to 10 days for us to work our magic. Photos are not included—you’re on your own for those.