The "Not Friendly" Boundary Tee
The "Personal Space" Public Service Announcement
CA$25.00
The Energy
The Vibe: Boundary-setting meets high-level sass. It’s the "I’m practicing mindfulness, but don't force a reset" aesthetic. This is for the person who is actually being remarkably patient, all things considered.
The Message: "not friendly do not touch.". It’s a clear, minimalist directive for your personal space. Think of it as a wearable "Do Not Disturb" sign—you’re just helping everyone manage their expectations.
The Style: Direct and sleek. We’ve used a clean, typewriter-style serif font to give it that "official warning" feel. It’s bold, smart, and effectively communicates exactly where your line is drawn.
Why This Belongs in Your Closet
Because your space is sacred. You navigate a world of close-talkers, unwanted advice, and people who don't understand the concept of a bubble. This shirt is your shield. It’s the ultimate uniform for the "Introverts United (Separately)" club.
Care Instructions: Don’t Kill the Vibe If you want this tee to last as long as your boundaries, follow the rules. Don’t make us say "I told you so."
Flip It & Reverse It: Wash this inside out. Treat the design like your social battery—keep it protected from the outside world and the mechanical drama of the agitator.
The Big Chill: Cold water only. Save the hot water for your tea and your internal monologues; it has no business being near this fabric.
Don't Feel the Burn: Tumble dry on low or, better yet, air dry. High heat will shrink the shirt and your tolerance for nonsense. Hang drying is the "Gold Standard" for keeping it soft.
The Irony of Ironing: Do not touch the print with an iron. Seriously. Unless you’re going for a "distorted warning" aesthetic, just use a steamer from the inside out.
Sizing Guide: How Do You Want to Hide?
We use premium soft fabrics because life is too short for scratchy warnings. These are Unisex, which is code for "it’s going to look better on you than it does on the person who just tried to hug you."
The "Classic" Fit: Your true size says, "I am a person with very specific boundaries." It’s relaxed, comfortable, and perfectly balanced.
The "Oversized" Vibe: Size up if your current mood is "please stay at least ten feet away from my aura."
The Quick Stats
The Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Heathers contain polyester for that lived-in feel).
The Colors: Available in Heather Cardinal, Heather Indigo, Heather Charcoal, Black, and White.
The Options: Choose between Black with white text or White with black text for that high-contrast "safety label" look.
[ SHOP THE VIBE ] Warning: May cause people to suddenly respect your personal space. Results may vary.
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